TEXT MESSAGE MUSE MEMES

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• [text] Hello? Did you forget about me? I’ve been waiting for you to pick me up for an hour!
• [text] I just saw a man in a speedo and it reminded me of you. ♥
• [text] I swear to drunk I’m not God. Shiit, wait! I fcked up!
• [text] Your mom just asked if we’re sexually active. HELP!
• [text] Pretty sure your drunk uncle just thought I was a stripper he knew. Not sure if I should feel flattered or grossed out.
• [text] Found your shirt in my room. I’m keeping it forever.
• [text] Are you getting my texts? Now I know how Anna felt…okay byeeeee.
• [text] You really shouldn’t trust me with watching your kid for you.
• [text] Okay serious question time. If I was a guy would you go gay for me?
• [text] Guess who’s no longer a virgin?
• [text] Okay but if you keep singing I Just Had Sex, you’ll never have sex again. Ever.
• [text] So I went to buy alcohol for the third time this week and the cashier said he was pretty sure I had a “problem” glad I realized I’m a shopaholic!
• [text] Sorry I told your dad he was hot and made things awkward.
• [text] I’m hungry, you’re horny. Buy me pizza and I’ll eat it while you fuck me.
• [text] I think a six year old just hit on me. I’m scared.
• [text] People think I’m a slut, but what’s even funnier is I KNOW I’m one.
• [text] I know it’s late, but I just thought about the time we stayed up all night talking. I miss that. I miss you.
• [text] I wish you were here, my parents are fighting again.
• [text] I’m cold, come cuddle with me.
• [text] So I just bumped into your ex. That was interesting.
• [text] Did you sleep with [name]? Everyone’s talking about it.
• [text] I wish I could hate you. I really wish I could.
• [text] Breaking up over text? I’m actually surprised that I can’t say that’s the worst thing you’ve done.
• [text] I just need time.
• [text] It’s not funny! I wasn’t wearing underwear that day!
• [text] I’ve cried too much for you. I can’t do this anymore.
• [text] Your mom scares me, I think she can smell my fear.
• [text] Was that picture for me? What did I do to deserve that? Because…WOW.
• [text] You can’t keep sexting me in class. The only body part of mine I should be raising is my hand!
• [text] Oh, by the way. You should have kissed me goodbye.